It's hard to be one.
This Valentine's, I be the judger of Ivy's swanky wardrobe. Très chic!
Bless you.
Why am I not pregnant? Or at least charged with a toddler as cute and tasty as Ivy?Do people stop you on the street to admire her?
I think in these past few weeks, I've seen more of Marc's ass than Juniper's poop. And that's saying a lot.
I know... He's such an ass whore.
People mostly don't stop in the street regarding the critter, unless they already know her. She knows far more people than I do. I've stopped trying to introduce myself. They just talk to Ivy and go! Cry.
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This Valentine's, I be the judger of Ivy's swanky wardrobe. Très chic!
Bless you.
Why am I not pregnant? Or at least charged with a toddler as cute and tasty as Ivy?
Do people stop you on the street to admire her?
I think in these past few weeks, I've seen more of Marc's ass than Juniper's poop. And that's saying a lot.
I know... He's such an ass whore.
People mostly don't stop in the street regarding the critter, unless they already know her. She knows far more people than I do. I've stopped trying to introduce myself. They just talk to Ivy and go! Cry.
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