I'm writing this only because I've been kept away from the internet all day, and will be all night, and it's fucking killing me. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't spent most of the day at home. Every five seconds I'd think of something that made me want to go online. I'd actually walk towards my monitor before realizing how pointless it was, and that reminded me of this: when you glance over your shoulder right before changing lanes and there's a van in your blind spot. Your body very abruptly has to pretend you weren't going to change lanes at all. It makes your nerves scream.
What else? Was there anything else? At least the previous post already broke my funny streak.
I... want scones.
4 comments:
That changing lanes thing is the best analogy ever. Although in my case, I veer halfway into the lane, and then look and see the truck there, at which point I have to veer back and pretend I wasn't going to change lanes at all.
OMG I WANT SCONES TOO!?
Scones? I want bread fried in bacon grease. Marian that was the tastiest toast ever!
I'm not getting my computer back until Thursday now! There were unforseen complications! Everything is falling apart! ;______________; (rage?)
Oh my god, yes. Let's do fried bread again soon.
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