Wednesday, January 12, 2005

We're all going to burn in hell

I'm sick. I've got something unpleasant going on with my inside parts. Going to class this morning was ridiculous. Campus was windy. There was no traction. Somebody had sculpted the bust of a horse in the snow.

Then, wobbly as hell, I decided to drive to Electronics Boutique to get my copy of Resident Evil 4. There was much staggering and slackness of the jaw, but I got it. Johan was very right: videogames are my crack. That's clear to me now. But what else could I do with my time, sick as I am? Read?!? I laugh and spit at you! No. I must kill the demented villagers. I am a pretty American man!


3 comments:

kimikimikimi said...

As I was in the midst of selecting your blog on my favourites, I thought, "I wonder how Claire is feeling" and had quite the giggle when I was greeted with "WE'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL."

Oh, who am I kidding? Kimikos don't giggle. They heehaw like an overweight donkey in heat.

Marian said...

I think I have the heehawing patented, and protected with 3 miles of electric fence and 47 half-starved hormone-inflated dobermans, thank you. Nobody heehaws like Marian.

And I want resident evil sooooo badly! But it's like $100, almost, with tax, right? But I mean, is it really necessary for me to eat during the month of february? All I'm hungry for are pixellated zombie gibbets.

Claire said...

It's not that much. It's about $70.